Another Moment of Warmth from Zippo Hand Warmers

After three hours in the bitter cold, your team scores less points than the team your rivals cheer for, ending in bitter defeat. You’re blue. And not just because you’re covered in blue body paint. You’re blue because that’s also the color we associate with sadness. Plus, like we already mentioned, it’s really cold out and who’s to say how much of the blue on you is from paint and how much is from a physical condition some doctors and mountain climbers call “hypothermia?” But what’s this? It’s a stranger, dressed in the very color scheme of the team your rivals cheers for, steadily approaching. And, no…..but yes! This very stranger (the one who’s going out to celebrate as you sit in your despair/gym shorts) sits and embraces you with a cordial and conciliatory hug, filling you with joy, hope, and a warmth you’d forgotten existed in the depths of your…nope. Not at all how real life works. If you want to be warm outdoors, get a Zippo Rechargeable Hand Warmer and stay warm for hours.* Conveniently, you can get them right here: https://www.zippo.com/pages/hand-warmers * Besides, it’s waaaaaay warmer than a foam finger. And makes it easier to eat your nachos.